Just because you're over 25 doesn’t mean you’re gonna die of dysentery.
But if anyone asks, yes—you did survive the 1900s. This tee keeps it casual with a straight-faced “Be patient with me, I’m from the 1900s” screen print that’ll get a laugh (and maybe a knowing nod) from every fellow millennial or Gen X'er you pass. It's comfy, clever, and ready for the wagon ride of life.

FIT + SIZING
– True to size for a standard fit
– Option to size up for an oversized look
– Michele is an apple-shaped size 20 wearing her typical 2X

FABRIC + FEEL
– Crewneck black tee
– Screen printed graphic
– White lettering on a black base

WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT
– Relatable and hilarious (especially if you still remember dial-up)
– Easy to style solo or under your fave layer
– Great fit, great stretch, and great conversation starter